Ways to Eat Turkey

  1. A fork
    The normal way!
  2. Your hands
    The forks are gone and that's what napkins are there for...
  3. Knife
    If you're feeling risky or are a caveman
  4. Straw
    If you're on a diet. Also helps regulate self -control.
  5. With your knees
    If you don't have hands
  6. With your face
    Like a dog.
  7. Upside down
    The only way to strengthen your esophageal muscles.