Ways to Eat Turkey
- •A forkThe normal way!
- •Your handsThe forks are gone and that's what napkins are there for...
- •KnifeIf you're feeling risky or are a caveman
- •StrawIf you're on a diet. Also helps regulate self -control.
- •With your kneesIf you don't have hands
- •With your faceLike a dog.
- •Upside downThe only way to strengthen your esophageal muscles.