HOW TO EAT PALEO

What we all really mean when we say we have gone primal
  1. Eat only things the cavemen did, in moderation
  2. Put butter in your coffee, be cool man
  3. Do not eat delicious things you love, strictly avoid
  4. Cry into your (Paleo) soup, as much as you want
  5. Eat a sandwich, deny it happened
  6. Repeat