REASONS WHY I SHOULD BUY THAT RUN-DOWN MANSION
There's a mansion for sale in my neighborhood. It's a steal.
- 1.5800 sq ft just gets me started
- 2.I love sweeping and brooms
- 3.I'm disorganized and could have junk rooms instead of just junk drawers
- 4.It's amazing, almost affordable - and would probably define my life