1. I left my car door open when i parked at school today
  2. how does one leave their car door open
  3. actually CLOSING the door is so self explanatory that they don't even teach it in driver's ed they ASSUME it is something that you, as a functioning human, should know
  4. what if someone came and STOLE something from my car
    actually the most expensive thing in my car is a half-empty pack of gum so probably a nonissue
  5. what if someone came and stole my CAR
    not a nonissue
  6. very very #blessed i have a friend like @laurah
  7. everyone should have a friend who would close an inexplicably ajar car door with only a little judgement