People I've Scared Just by Sitting on a Stairwell

Waiting for my ride
  1. A short woman carrying a large coffee
    She jumped and yelped and then said "oh my, I should have filmed that"
  2. A very well dressed man carrying many papers
    Which I helped him pick up after he sent them all flying
  3. A middle aged man wearing biking clothes
    Too. Much. Spandex
  4. A pregnant woman
    Who just started laughing hysterically and then sobbed a little once she thought I was out of ear shot