Allow Me to Listroduce™ Myself

I discovered this app 2 days ago and it has revolutionized my time-killing strategy. I haven't touched another social media site since. Here's a little bit about me.
  1. My name is Julia, and I'm 33 years old. I'm a Christmas Eve baby.
    Every time someone learns this about me, it leads to one of two remarks. Either "Oh hey, double presents!" or "Man, you get gypped !" It's the latter.
  2. I grew up in Youngstown, Ohio.
    Don't worry, you haven't heard of it, and probably have no reason to ever come here. When Youngstown natives describe our city to the uninitiated, they either say that we're the hometown of actor Ed O'Neill, or that we have one of the highest per-capita murder rates in the country. Major bragging rights!
  3. I am a former Jeopardy! champion.
    Seriously! Right after my appearances, I had a lot of fun at bars, drunkenly making strangers Google me. Probably obnoxious. I don't bring it up much in social settings anymore, mostly because it's been a long time. There was another Julia on Jeopardy! recently who was astoundingly successful. I am not that Julia.