SITUATIONS I PROBABLY WOULDN'T SURVIVE

Random situations where I might get my ass on the line and I probably could not make it.
  1. Zumbi apocalipse
    I watch The Walking Dead and I would not last a week.
  2. Shipwreck
    I wouldn't handle living all by myself on a desert island or even worse. I don't know how to cook, etc etc.
  3. Plain crash
    Same thought.
  4. Meeting @john in person
    I'd probably have a heart attack and die.
  5. Fire
    I'd go after all of my stuff while the house burned. Well, i'd go with it.
  6. New diet
    I just love junk food. I'd rather die because of it than live without it. I know I'm silly.
  7. Cockroach attack
    I'd rather die, I swear. 😰