1. "This is the 8th wonder of the world right here...
    ...McDonalds fries"
  2. "I got two dollars left let's get fucked up on fries bitch!!!"
    Me @ life
  3. "I jus want two double quarter pounders with cheese tbh"
    I think that's a lot of food tbh but who am I to judge.
  4. "You know... Avicci is pretty good. People give him a lot of shit"
  5. "If I cut you in line by accident one more time... Slap me. I'm serious. Just slap me.
    He was really drunk and wearing stained work boots.