HOW I OBEY MY THIRST

a long time coming
  1. HYDRATE
    if your pee ain't crystal clear, go pop a nalgene. ~thirst rules everything around me~
  2. watch pop music videos frequently in public spaces
    preferably k-pop, always with dance routines
  3. appraise the men weightlifting in ratner as you walk to the woman's locker room
    ...what?
  4. go real deep down the Wikipedia rabbit hole
    nothing beats a thirst for KNOWLEDGE, right????
  5. shotgun a Diet Coke
    it will make your headache go away, trust me
  6. wildly promote your obsession with drake