THINGS I HAVE STOLEN FROM FRIENDS WHILE DRUNK

invite me to your parties!!! (I'm a monster). most of these were once university property or from friends who accept my tendency to walk out of their houses with their things accidentally in my pockets
  1. this
  2. this
  3. this
  4. this
  5. this
  6. this
  7. this
  8. this
  9. these glasses
    have since been returned. who steals from @petermoller? the answer is a PSYCHOPATH
  10. this
  11. honorable mention
    just felt the drunken need to photograph this so I could go home and bulk order for everyone I know
  12. honorable mention
    we did not end up purchasing the minion lunchbox
  13. this hat
    has since been returned
  14. this hat? one of his hats
    has since been returned
  15. this
  16. this
  17. THE HEARTS OF COUNTLESS MEN