BEST FRIENDS I'VE MADE IN COLLEGE

These are all inanimate objects.
  1. Dry shampoo
    I use this every single day. Whether I forgot to shower the night before or I just was sweating too bad at night I use this stuff constantly.
  2. Crunchy peanut butter
    I eat this by the spoonful at night. It's my one vice I consume it to excess and without it I might be dead.
  3. Noise cancelling headphones
    Almost required in the libraries. Kids are idiots, I don't need to here them talk while I'm pretending to study.
  4. Oversized hoodies
    I'll wear them to class, to bed, to the gym, on Sunday mornings to brunch. You name this is the outfit of choice for not just me but every other girl.
  5. PBR (pabst blue ribbon)
    The epitome of shitty college beer, this is legitimately my favorite taste and smell when I am drunk and I'm sorry I'm hipster garbage.
  6. Leggings
    Every time I do a load of laundry I wash about 6-90 pairs of leggings since they are the only thing I wear ever.
  7. Water bottles
    I recently threw out 35 empty water bottles from my garbage can. I drink water like there is no tomorrow, so much water for no reason.
  8. Extra strength advil
    I take this on Sunday mornings, after I was studying for too long and every other hour in between.
  9. Cabin socks
    COZY SOCKS ARE ALL I WEAR AROUND THE DORM. NOT EVEN WITH SHOES JUST THICK ASS CABIN SOCKS.