REASONS WHY I LOVE MYSELF AND YOU SHOULD LOVE ME TOO
Some days I just need to give myself a confidence boost
- •My sense of humorA combination of Seinfeld jokes, observational humor, and self deprecating comments? The formula for a perfect comedian.
- •My smellI always smell like Gain laundry detergent and Garnier Fructis hair serum and it's amazing.
- •My honestyI'll always tell you what's bothering me, what I think about a situation, how fat you look in that outfit, and when I have to go shit.
- •My sense of styleOne day I'm in leggings and crewneck sweatshirt the next I'm rocking a men's XXL flannel from the thrift store, discombobulated outfit choices are what I thrive on.
- •I'm extremely smart and I won't let you forget it.I don't act dumb, I'm smart af and i won't let you forget I love to argue and prove people wrong.
- •Im a foodie.Everyone's a foodie but no one is willing to drive 3-4 hours for gourmet donuts. But I am.
- •One time I wrestled a bear with my bear hands.This is a pun, I just wanted to show off my humor some more ;)
- •I go to the gym every dayThis has been mentioned before in my other lists. Do I like it? No I fucking hate it. Do I have a kick ass bod? FUCK YES
- •I know every song in every Disney movie everI'm an actual Disney princess deal with it