THINGS I'VE SCREAMED AT PEOPLE AT PARTIES THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE
I am antisocial and hate parties and I hate drinking.
- •"You're the annoying girl from my calc class. I fucking hate you"
- •"She'll be okay- she just drank 2 bottles of Pinnacle to herself and knows I hate her"
- •"I should have worn sweatpants, I'm not getting any action in jeans"
- •"Can I cut in front of you to use the bathroom? My friend just threw up on my shirt and I'm about to throw up too."
- •"If she comes too close to me I will lowkey fight her in front of every person she's ever fucked"
- •"If you yell at me again I swear I'm going to knock you out so hard I'm going to have to drag your unconscious ass back to campus"
- •"I tried to dress slutty but something about the objectification of my body makes me depressed"
- •"I was going to hook up with that guy but then my friend threw her phone on his dick so I'm gonna give him some time"
- •"I put out Powerade next to my bed in case I decide that maybe I want to have fun tonight, but I think I'll just stand here and judge silently"
- •"I hate parties because everyone's so ugly and no one acknowledges it"
- •"Jungle juice may be the leading cause of death; I should try and get funding for a case study"