1. Wiping the hair out of my bathroom sink for the sixth time that week
  2. Napping, both in reasonable and unreasonable places
  3. Trying to discreetly eat a bagel and cream cheese somewhere on campus
  4. Creepily laughing to myself in public because a podcast I'm listening to is funny
  5. Binge watching a show that I kind of hate on Netflix
  6. Applying lotion to my perpetually dry hands
  7. Trying to act like I'm not out of breath after climbing a flight of stairs
  8. Standing next to my kitchen sink chugging water at 11PM because I forgot to drink all day