IF YOU'RE LOST AND YOU LOOK YOU WILL FIND ME...

  1. Wiping the hair out of my bathroom sink for the sixth time that week
  2. Napping, both in reasonable and unreasonable places
  3. Trying to discreetly eat a bagel and cream cheese somewhere on campus
  4. Creepily laughing to myself in public because a podcast I'm listening to is funny
  5. Binge watching a show that I kind of hate on Netflix
  6. Applying lotion to my perpetually dry hands
  7. Trying to act like I'm not out of breath after climbing a flight of stairs
  8. Standing next to my kitchen sink chugging water at 11PM because I forgot to drink all day