LISTS THAT I HAVEN'T WRITTEN BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAVE ONE ITEM

  1. REASONS YOU SHOULD DATE ME
    I just stress ate so many cough drops that my tongue started bleeding
  2. HOW TO KNOW IF I REALLY LIKE YOU
    I can pee and talk to you through the door without getting stage fright
  3. FAVORITE SONG LYRICS
    "I don't wanna live like this / but I don't wanna die" - Everlasting Arms, Vampire Weekend
  4. CELEBRITIES I WANT TO RECRUIT FOR MY GIRL GANG
    Tina Fey
  5. BIRTHDAYS, RANKED
    20 is at the top and then I stopped because everything else was shit
  6. SIMPLE THINGS I COULD PROBABLY WRITE A WHOLE BOOK ON
    The insane grounding effect I got when I first started taking my tiny bright blue antidepressants - the effect was totally just from having a routine, the feeling that I was doing something to fix myself, not because the medicine was chemically doing anything.
  7. THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE HOT SHIT
    When I guess the answer to a Jeopardy question BEFORE hearing the question (I just know the category - it's happened several times)
  8. MOVIES I LOVE TO REWATCH
    Pride and Prejudice (2005)