MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

Inspired by @k8mcgarry and everybody else
  1. Just kidding, I don't want any more pizza.
  2. Uber drivers always make me feel super safe.
  3. Let's listen to Nickelback!
  4. I'm not tired!
  5. Abs are important and that's why I do sit-ups everyday.