TEAS, RANKED

  1. 1.
    English Breakfast
    My A1 since day 1. Twinings all the way.
  2. 2.
    Lady Grey
    Like Earl Grey except better. Also Twinings bc they do black tea like no one else can
  3. 3.
    Tazo Pumpkin Spice Chai
    This actually makes my mouth feel weird but in a pleasant/familiar way?
  4. 4.
    Sleepytime
    So comforting. Makes me feel like I'm a witch who lives in a forest and makes her own tea out of pine needles.
  5. 5.
    Some weird mix of chais from Teavanna
    It was v. expensive and I have no idea what's in it anymore but its loose leaf which means I can use my manatea and therefore it's great.
  6. 6.
    Earl Grey
    I don't really like the aesthetic of this one and I think it has something to do with the fact that it's my mom's favorite (psychoanalyze that, Freud). But a good alternative to other black teas in a pinch.
  7. 7.
    Chammomile
    Not quite as comforting/flavorful as Sleepytime, but still up there
  8. 8.
    Peppermint
    My 7th grade math teacher told us that peppermint can stimulate your brain and would give us peppermint candies before any quiz/test. Whenever I'm feeling really dumb/desperate, I resort to this little nugget of information and steep this up. It comforts me but I don't think I actually like it.
  9. 9.
    Green
    Green tea freaks me out and I don't know why. But yeah afraid to drink it.