THINGS I'M WAITING TO CATCH UP WITH ME 📂🍂

I wrote this on a particularly bad day a few weeks ago... but it's time to let it fall 📂🍂
  1. When I hit that pole with my front bumper this morning because I forgot to brake while parking
  2. The guy I almost backed over when I quickly reversed to pretend that I didn't hit the pole
  3. When I was eating a bagel while sitting in traffic just now and accidentally honked my horn while trying to steer
  4. When I bought printer ink at Walmart (and PAID for it) but the scanner still went off when I walked out but no one was there to check my receipt so I just kept on walking