A Few Facts About Me

I am. a hot tub. mistake. (fact and blessing really)
  1. I have a pony named Sugar Baby... fact. (she will be in my future theoretical wedding. fact.)
  2. I have been mistaken as Fergie by small children which is... disturbing. fact.
  3. I wanted to grow up and live in a motor-home and marry Adam Sandler.. "reach for the moon" my mom always told me..
  4. I named my first doll.. Juicy.
  5. I really like bougie mustards.