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    But I ask you to tell me what else this could be that I found this morning?
A selection of things to do
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    Make out with an Aussie
    Been on there since the third grade
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    Duel. With swords. To the death!
    Or not to the death. Whatever
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    Skinny dipping
    Not in the ocean though because I don't want an organism to crawl inside my vagina and lay eggs inside me
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    Sombrero wardrobe
    These are the "festive" ones
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    Shopping cart
    One day my dad came home from work with a jank shopping cart in the back of his pickup. We never asked why
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    Lawn ornament of a frog and turtle playing checkers
    πŸ€”
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That my iPhone just can't do
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    Braiding my hair
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    Gettin those "hard to reach spots" when self-tanning
    What, like I'm just gonna lay out in the sun like a lunatic?
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    Making the most of "limit _ per customer" offers
    Hahaha bet you weren't expecting TWO of me 😈
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    My mom made notes all over our washer after she completely disassembled/reassembled it as to how we are supposed to use it now
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    Also notes on how to wash the wash
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    Somehow I still manage to mess things up, apparently
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    It's just me & my 29 followers and I'm sure @torihyndman is getting tired of having to pity like everything
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    And please leave me new people to follow please please (please)!
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What does this say about me that this would be a legitimate question you'd think of me for? @torihyndman
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    3) Horizon's Organic salted butter
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    2) Coconut oil
    Bc eff cows honestly
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    1) Jif cookies n cream hazelnut butter
Here's what I've been up to
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    Watched a hundred+ episodes of House
    Whoops
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    Got peed on
    By a puppy
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    Ate two dozen chocolate chip cookies
    I just crushed them up in a bowl and ate them with a spoon
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Lemme see 'em, feed my addiction
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    All-time fave: Tom Ford Casablanca
    Deliciously smooth rosy-nudey-mauve shade that looks good with everything πŸ’•
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    Red: Nars Audacious in Jeanne
    It used to be Nars "Fire Down Below" which is a really similar color but I'm obsessed with the Audascious formula. Classic like a bee filter since my insta is @juliehoneybee 🍯
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    Cool girl shade: Urban Decay "1993"
    Beige-y brown lips make me feel like a badass. Thot-y and trendy just like me πŸ’πŸΌ
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    1) I hate wearing clothes
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    2) I love to be draped
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    ROBES: The next best thing to being naked
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