FIVE THINGS ON MY BUCKET LIST

A selection of things to do
  1. Make out with an Aussie
    Been on there since the third grade
  2. Duel. With swords. To the death!
    Or not to the death. Whatever
  3. Skinny dipping
    Not in the ocean though because I don't want an organism to crawl inside my vagina and lay eggs inside me
  4. Slow dance with someone I really really like
    Okay shut up
  5. Wear an enormous gown a lá Marie Antoinette
    Like prom, but no guillotine