I'll leave it to you guys to piece together the success of each of these relationships
  1. Burnt plastic
  2. Stale beer + maple syrup
  3. Peanut oil
    Why are men in fast food so bad with their tongues?
  4. Vodka drenched frat basement
  5. Wendy's chili
  6. Expired Christmas chocolate
  7. "New car" air freshener that's been hanging around your rearview mirror for a couple years