1. My mom made notes all over our washer after she completely disassembled/reassembled it as to how we are supposed to use it now
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  2. Also notes on how to wash the wash
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  3. Somehow I still manage to mess things up, apparently
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  4. But what do you really want, mom?
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  5. My baby brother uses the code phrase "orange rinds" for "garbage eaters"
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  6. This means it's my dad so do not eat
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  7. Why would I still keep this, you may ask? I used it for training my dog later
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  8. Siamese cats can be terrifying when in heat and are not party friendly
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