HOW MY FAMILY COMMUNICATES
- •My mom made notes all over our washer after she completely disassembled/reassembled it as to how we are supposed to use it now
- •Also notes on how to wash the wash
- •Somehow I still manage to mess things up, apparently
- •But what do you really want, mom?
- •My baby brother uses the code phrase "orange rinds" for "garbage eaters"
- •This means it's my dad so do not eat
- •Why would I still keep this, you may ask? I used it for training my dog later
- •Siamese cats can be terrifying when in heat and are not party friendly