HOW MY FAMILY COMMUNICATES

  1. My mom made notes all over our washer after she completely disassembled/reassembled it as to how we are supposed to use it now
  2. Also notes on how to wash the wash
  3. Somehow I still manage to mess things up, apparently
  4. But what do you really want, mom?
  5. My baby brother uses the code phrase "orange rinds" for "garbage eaters"
  6. This means it's my dad so do not eat
  7. Why would I still keep this, you may ask? I used it for training my dog later
  8. Siamese cats can be terrifying when in heat and are not party friendly