EVIDENCE THAT I'M OFFICIALLY A GROWN UP/OLD(?)

  1. Didn't cry when kid shat in the bathtub.
  2. I buy fruit and vegetables weekly. At a Farmer's Market. And I like it.
  3. First white hair in eyebrow.
    Didn't even bother talking myself into it being blond.
  4. Granny panties.
    Function over form.
  5. Coach Taylor over Riggins any day of the week.
  6. I own furniture I didn't self-assemble.
  7. Dinner and movie out on same night=not logistically possible.
  8. Men slightly less sexist/condescending in meetings.
  9. My age.