THINGS I DID TODAY

  1. Wrote one sentence of work in progress
  2. Watched two hours of SpongeBob Squarepants
  3. Sent three calls to voicemail during SpongeBob SquarePants
  4. Kicked my five year old's ass at Chutes and Ladders
  5. Got told by husband that I'm being a really good sport about my cold sore which is clearly code for you are a hideous beast
  6. Read an ARC of Everything Everything by Nicola Yoon which was awesome.
  7. Got thrown up on.