13 OF THE TOP REASONS MY HUSBAND IS AWESOME
I am married to my best friend. His name is Jared and he didn't even divorce me when I decided his nickname is now Jare-Jare-Binks. These are the current top 13 reasons he's awesome.
- •He looks like @JimGaffigan
- •He buys me iced tea at McDonalds so I don't fall asleep at work
- •He wakes up early and makes me lunch every day
- •He yells at me to get out of bed every morning and then sometimes kisses me because he's mad, but he also loves me
- •He asks me if it's okay for him to read in bed when I'm trying to sleep. I say it's fine and then he proceeds to read out loud. I laugh every time.
- •He makes a mean cigar box guitar
- •He looks like this when he sleeps
- •He buys me Beanie Boos because I think they're adorable and doesn't make fun of me for being a 35 year old woman who is into stuffed animals
- •Every time I ask him to take a picture of me, he takes a selfie on purpose and shows it to me. I laugh every time.
- •He knows a million things about a million things, but when he states a fact, he always prefaces it with "I think...." It's adorable that he is so humble, but I call him out on it every time.
- •He has backwards eyebrows
- •He's the only person under 68 who know who Warren Oates is
- •Did I mention he looks like @JimGaffigan