13 OF THE TOP REASONS MY HUSBAND IS AWESOME
I am married to my best friend. His name is Jared and he didn't even divorce me when I decided his nickname is now Jare-Jare-Binks. These are the current top 13 reasons he's awesome.
- 1.He looks like @JimGaffigan
- 2.He buys me iced tea at McDonalds so I don't fall asleep at work
- 3.He wakes up early and makes me lunch every day
- 4.He yells at me to get out of bed every morning and then sometimes kisses me because he's mad, but he also loves me
- 5.He asks me if it's okay for him to read in bed when I'm trying to sleep. I say it's fine and then he proceeds to read out loud. I laugh every time.
- 6.He makes a mean cigar box guitar
- 7.He looks like this when he sleeps
- 8.He buys me Beanie Boos because I think they're adorable and doesn't make fun of me for being a 35 year old woman who is into stuffed animals
- 9.Every time I ask him to take a picture of me, he takes a selfie on purpose and shows it to me. I laugh every time.
- 10.He knows a million things about a million things, but when he states a fact, he always prefaces it with "I think...." It's adorable that he is so humble, but I call him out on it every time.
- 11.He has backwards eyebrows
- 12.He's the only person under 68 who know who Warren Oates is
- 13.Did I mention he looks like @JimGaffigan