I am married to my best friend. His name is Jared and he didn't even divorce me when I decided his nickname is now Jare-Jare-Binks. These are the current top 13 reasons he's awesome.
  1. He looks like @JimGaffigan
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  2. He buys me iced tea at McDonalds so I don't fall asleep at work
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  3. He wakes up early and makes me lunch every day
  4. He yells at me to get out of bed every morning and then sometimes kisses me because he's mad, but he also loves me
  5. He asks me if it's okay for him to read in bed when I'm trying to sleep. I say it's fine and then he proceeds to read out loud. I laugh every time.
  6. He makes a mean cigar box guitar
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  7. He looks like this when he sleeps
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  8. He buys me Beanie Boos because I think they're adorable and doesn't make fun of me for being a 35 year old woman who is into stuffed animals
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  9. Every time I ask him to take a picture of me, he takes a selfie on purpose and shows it to me. I laugh every time.
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  10. He knows a million things about a million things, but when he states a fact, he always prefaces it with "I think...." It's adorable that he is so humble, but I call him out on it every time.
  11. He has backwards eyebrows
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  12. He's the only person under 68 who know who Warren Oates is
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  13. Did I mention he looks like @JimGaffigan
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