ACTRESSES WHO (ACCORDING TO JARED) ARE NOT COMPLETELY ATTRACTIVE
Every single time one of these actresses comes on tv or is in a magazine, Jared says, "I'm just not completely convinced that she's attractive." So it's a good thing I don't look like these women. For the record, though? Obviously these women are beautiful and my husband is an insane person.
- •Julia RobertsI think she's beautiful and that my husband is crazy.
- •Angelina JolieHe really thinks she's awful. She could eat a few more sandwiches a week, but I think she's pretty.
- •Justine Bateman
- •Jennifer GarnerI think she's gorgeous and my husband is insane even if I didn't know what she saw in Ben Affleck!