SELFIES I TOOK ON CHRISTMAS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

Or, alternatively, in order of most sober to least sober
  1. Totally sober and makeup free. This is my dog Lily the Lhasa Apso (who is literally the best dog in the universe!)
  2. Me and my husband. At this point I was fairly sober, but not completely.
  3. Me and my stepson and a hairless cat. My brother-in-law has two. Same sobriety level as ⬆️
  4. Me and my husband again. Sobriety level was ⬆️ plus two glasses of whiskey
  5. Me wearing my stepson's awesome new glasses. They look way cooler on him.
  6. Hairless cat #2.....ew. I'm a dog lover. Cats can't be trusted.
  7. And apparently that was the last selfie of the night. It felt like there should have been more 😂😂🎅🏼🎅🏼