SELFIES I TOOK ON CHRISTMAS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER
Or, alternatively, in order of most sober to least sober
- •Totally sober and makeup free. This is my dog Lily the Lhasa Apso (who is literally the best dog in the universe!)
- •Me and my husband. At this point I was fairly sober, but not completely.
- •Me and my stepson and a hairless cat. My brother-in-law has two. Same sobriety level as ⬆️
- •Me and my husband again. Sobriety level was ⬆️ plus two glasses of whiskey
- •Me wearing my stepson's awesome new glasses. They look way cooler on him.
- •Hairless cat #2.....ew. I'm a dog lover. Cats can't be trusted.
- •And apparently that was the last selfie of the night. It felt like there should have been more 😂😂🎅🏼🎅🏼