Sprinkle These Things around Your House to Keep Me from Entering

Inspired by @marymurphy
  1. A bunch of balloons that are inflated to the point of practically bursting
  2. That's it. You have this, I will stay the hell away.
    Side story: In high school when people would decorate the hallways for Homecoming I would go completely out of my way to avoid the halls with balloons, I got real nervous and sweaty during that week.