Cooking is a chore for me, and I'm terrible at it. I would rather wash dishes.
  1. Short attention span.
    I read a step in the recipe, then get distracted by ... anything.
  2. Photos required.
    What the hell is julienne? Show me what it looks like. Don't make me Google it. (See #1)
  3. One ingredient can cost more than a meal.
    Seriously.
  4. Switch out ingredients.
    Seriously?
  5. Would rather wash dishes.
    Not responsible for food poisoning.