Top Four Rihanna/"work" Parodies

This song is almost demanding parody
  1. "Great"
    [Rihanna voice] Great great great great. A fun way to indicate approval and engage in a conversation without having to truly participate in a dialogue. Useful for talking to your mom.
  2. "Slack"
    [Rihanna voice] Slack slack slack slack. When your coworker has a question, just direct him or her to the proper channel.
  3. "Food"
    [Rihanna voice] Food food food food. A great way to mask hanger is by singing about it instead, with the added benefit of brevity.
  4. "Phone"
    [Rihanna voice] Phone phone phone phone. This should just be a ring tone.