Things I'm Morally Opposed To

Don't even talk to me about these things.
  1. Cornbread
    Disgusting. Worthless. Should not exist.
  2. Baz Luhrmann Films
    Moulin Rogue isn't even that good. Please stop making me watch it. I'm not gonna cry when tHE STORY IS NOT COHESIVE AND THE CHARACTERIZATION IS NONEXISTENT.
  3. Chris Messina w/ that scraggly beard and mustache combo
    It makes him look like Chewbacca on a good day and just tragic on a bad day. Someone should stop him. Also someone needs to tell Ben Affleck to stop enabling him.
  4. Socks
    Socks are the devil's invention.
  5. Putting on clothes before your skin is completely dry.
    WHEN PEOPLE HAVE WET SPOTS ON THEIR SHIRTS AFTER SHOWERS IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE THAT I WANT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF
  6. Pads without wings.
    why the fuck would you make them without wings im angry
  7. Ryan Murphy
    Does this even need an explanation??
  8. Men not reciprocating oral sex.
    It all goes back to the golden rule. Treat others the way you want to be treated.
  9. When you're doing dishes and have to touch a wet piece of bread.
    YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR FOOD OFF THE FUCKING PLATE BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN THE SINK YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING HEATHEN WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN
  10. The Yankees.
  11. The ungodly high prices of Gluten Free food.
    I JUST WANNA EAT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T DESTROY MY SMALL INTESTINE HELP MY POOR CELIAC ASS OUT
  12. Izzie and Denny having Ghost Sex in Season Five of Grey's Anatomy
    No. Just no.
  13. BJ Novak failing to bring back this iconic look.
    Why must you continue to deprive the world of this BJ?
  14. My bank account being as empty as it currently is.
    A true national tragedy.