ADVANTAGES OF BEING A FATTY
My favorite things about being a chubster 😊
- •Warmth in the winter
- •"Big cannonball splashes in the summer"This was a line said by Tamra on the Mindy Project
- •More cushion for when you fall
- •Ability to rest laundry basket comfortably on love handles
- •The term "love handles"So cutesy 💕
- •The alternate term "muffin top"Muffins are yummy as hell 😋
- •Harder to kidnapSuggested by @estherlimtf
- •More layers for a knife to go through if stabbed
- •More layers for a bullet to go through if shot
- •More momentum to debilitate attacker
- •Better celebrities/characters to dress up as for HalloweenChris Farley, the purple McDonald's monster, Fat Albert, any Melissa McCarthy character (i.e. Melissa McCarthy as Chris Farley as Matt Foley), the Truffle Shuffle kid from Goonies, Eric Cartman, the kid from Up (if you're Asian), Tracy Turnblad, Patrick Star, the possibilities are endless!!
- •Squishing your belly into different facesYou can even make them talk if you wanna!!
- •More layers to protect your heart from mean insults
- •In some cases, an enlarged heartTo hold more love!!
- •More to hold onto 😏Suggested by @element75
- •More places for your lover to smooch you 😘arguably the same as...
- •More to love 💖💞💘💕💗💓💝