MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

Inspired by @kate81 among other beautiful peeps!
  1. Just call me and tell me about it!
  2. Universal health care is a terrible idea.
  3. Let's go outside and enjoy the weather!
  4. I'd really like to see a republican as president.
  5. Even though you're smart and good-looking, I'm not attracted to you.