NONREASONS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AN ADULT

Things that give me a false sense of adulthood
  1. Caring about how toned my arms are
  2. Being attracted to body/facial hair
    Not like a gross amount, sheesh
  3. All of the clothes in my closet were purchased by me
    Okay 99%, my mom bought me flats once because my feet hurt at a wedding
  4. I drink green tea
    But I don't like it
  5. I take vitamins
    Not everyday because I forget most days
  6. I have wine preferences
    They aren't strict but still
  7. I asked for a blender for Christmas
  8. I like fig and olive crackers
    Wtf these sound disgusting, or so a younger-me would've thought