HEALTHIEST* WAYS TO DEAL WITH SADNESS
*"healthiest" like margarine was the healthiest fat in the '90s
- •EatA lot. Of whatever you want. Because fuck it! Some suggestions: pizza for breakfast. An entire chocolate bar as an appetizer. Just take a fork to everything in your fridge. You'll feel better before you feel much, much worse.
- •ExerciseI mean, wear exercise clothes. It's basically the same thing as exercising, plus yoga pants have elastic waistbands, which is key.
- •(Don't) SleepThis gives you more time to be sad
- •Stare at the ceiling fanFor a very long time. Does it stop and start or is that an optical illusion? There's only one way to figure it out: stare at it some more.