WHAT I LOVE VS WHAT MY DOG LOVES

  1. Fireworks.
    I love them. She HATES THEM.
  2. Eating Trash
    She LOVES doing this. I do not care for it.
  3. Waking up at dawn
    She likes to play at this hour. I do not.
  4. Sleeping in a cage.
    She's into this. I prefer beds.
  5. Vacuum cleaner
    Turns out we both don't like when I have to use one of these
  6. Tanning
    She loves laying out in the sun. I like it, but my fair skin does not.
  7. UPS guy
    To her, his arrival is scary. To me, his arrival means shoes from Zappos!
  8. Napping, snuggling, walking, humping
    Finally something we can both agree upon!