MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. The Simpsons 10 first seasons
  2. Every E! true Hollywood story every aired
  3. Baking cookies, my only culinary talent.
  4. Saying stupid things seriously so people think they are actually true
  5. Knowing the lyrics of every Mighty Boosh song
  6. Not being able to do my hair
  7. Taking long baths
  8. Getting information out of people by playing dumb