THINGS MY BOYFRIEND AND I WILL NEVER AGREE ON
And we have been together for 6.5 years.
- •How to load the dishwasher. His way is legitimately wrong. Even Oprah agrees with me.
- •If our dog should sleep in the bed. I mean why else did we buy this king sized mattress?!
- •If I should tell him when I have to poop. I just want him to know where I am.
- •The definition of "running on E" while driving. He panics if he gets below HALF A TANK.
- •Whether or not decaf is an acceptable choice ever. Decaf is where dreams and happiness go to die.