And we have been together for 6.5 years.
  1. How to load the dishwasher. His way is legitimately wrong. Even Oprah agrees with me.
  2. If our dog should sleep in the bed. I mean why else did we buy this king sized mattress?!
  3. If I should tell him when I have to poop. I just want him to know where I am.
  4. The definition of "running on E" while driving. He panics if he gets below HALF A TANK.
  5. Whether or not decaf is an acceptable choice ever. Decaf is where dreams and happiness go to die.