Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

I only started this list to see how many weird screenshots are on my phone. There was no shortage.
  1. Looking for Mean Girls-flavored embroidery.
  2. Why the eff can't my pantry look like this? Oh yeah, I'm a human not an android.
  3. Because truth.
  4. Because America.
  5. I used this as an answer to everyone who texted me to see how I was feeling after I tore my Achilles tendon. How did they think I felt.
  6. Because America Part II.
  7. I need to make it perfectly clear that we only wear sweatpants on Fridays.