I only started this list to see how many weird screenshots are on my phone. There was no shortage.
  1. Looking for Mean Girls-flavored embroidery.
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  2. Why the eff can't my pantry look like this? Oh yeah, I'm a human not an android.
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  3. Because truth.
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  4. Because America.
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  5. I used this as an answer to everyone who texted me to see how I was feeling after I tore my Achilles tendon. How did they think I felt.
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  6. Because America Part II.
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  7. I need to make it perfectly clear that we only wear sweatpants on Fridays.
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