DRUNK THOUGHTS

Found this while combing through my drafts. Couldn't not share.
  1. Cats purring is just an evolutionary defense mechanism. If we find them cute then we won't kill them when they puke on our shoes.
  2. The Zen of Python is true about code AND about love
  3. Okay, like maybe just those two lines. But so deep.
  4. Should I get the Zen of Python as a tattoo?
  5. Should I just get everything tattooed?
  6. Why don't I have any tattoos?
  7. God I love Bob's Burgers