JOB TITLES PEOPLE THINK I HOLD WHEN I SAY I WORK AT A TECH STARTUP

I am a back-end engineer in Python. This is never anyone's first guess. Or usually their third. Presented in ascending order of popularity.
  1. Accounting
  2. Waitress
    Do tech startups have on staff waitresses now? Mine certainly doesn't.
  3. Intern
  4. Sales
  5. Office manager
  6. Designer
  7. Anything but my actual job
    I would accept any job title that even approached programming. Alack! no luck.