1. Why did you bring your children to the laundromat?
  2. If you had to bring them, why did you give them all toy machine guns that make clicking sounds when you press the trigger?
  3. Why aren't you telling your kid to stop when they run into me repeatedly and trample my feet?
  4. New business idea: child free laundromat????
  5. Laundromat/day care collaboration??
  6. I mean, I know the kids are bored. I'm sympathetic to that. I just wish they would be bored at a minimum 50 foot distance from me.