1. I must be smart
    Because I'm fat and have glasses so I have to be smart to compensate. Right?
  2. I don't know what a vegetable is
  3. I'm gonna be grateful for any sexual attention
  4. That a gluten free diet wold fix my whole life
  5. Run club will *change my life*
  6. I'm great at blow jobs
  7. I know all the best restaurants
  8. I don't want to go hiking with my friends
  9. I'd be prettier if I just tried
  10. I'm either hilarious or I have no sense of humor
    Depends on who I'm talking to, but it's never somewhere in the middle
  11. That it's okay to make fat jokes about other women in front of me
    Because, no, like, you get it right?
  12. That it's impossible to hurt my feelings
    If I had a nickel for every time someone said "I'd feel bad for saying this to anyone else but..."
  13. That I'm not flexible
  14. That I hate men
  15. That I'm damaged goods
  16. I can't dance
  17. When I do dance, it's totally a joke
  18. That I want to take a taxi wherever we're going
  19. Any health problem I have is weight related
  20. I'm not strong
  21. It's easy to slap me around
  22. I have superb pain tolerance
  23. Eating a sandwich will make me feel better
  24. I'm lying when I wear makeup in my profile picture
  25. I can't get drunk
  26. I'm a good "practice girl"
  27. That doing anything and everything in bed is okay and that I will be down to let you do it all because I must be needy and need your validation. No, not true. Stop trying shit that you haven't asked permission for.
    Suggested by @simplyshelli
  28. That I'm sad. Like what? Im fucking happy as a pig in shit, just because I may not fit the body mold of what is considered beautiful by your standards doesn't mean I'm not happy and proud of myself my body and what I look like. I'm happy!
    Suggested by @simplyshelli
  29. That I don't love myself
    Suggested by @alanarogerrrrs
  30. That I want to or am trying to lose weight
    Nope! I'm happy as I am
    Suggested by @alanarogerrrrs
  31. That I give a fuck about "flattering" clothes
    I will wear what I want, I don't care if it's not "flattering" on a body type you are accustomed to seeing hidden under layers upon layers
    Suggested by @alanarogerrrrs
  32. That I'm unhealthy
    Weight does not equal health
    Suggested by @alanarogerrrrs
  33. That I'm just being negative or looking for sympathy when I try on clothes and say something doesn't fit. Don't worry, I know I'm cute as hell and my self worth isn't directly tied to whether or not a $7 tank top fits right on my body.
    Suggested by @ohwowawesome