THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE A BAD CHEST COLD

  1. Call in sick to work
  2. Eat a ton of sugary cerwal
  3. Drink a ton of mint tea
  4. Set a timer for the next time you're allowed to take more Dayquil
  5. Create a makeshift sauna in the bathroom and read on the toilet while breathing in the steam
  6. Listen to the You Must Remember This podcast series on the Mason murders while you do the dishes so you can have more tea and cereal
  7. Definitely start going crazy after 3 days of doing nothing but cough