To my coworker ranting about Docker running out of women's shirts

Thoughts from PyCon
  1. I am too hungover for your salty nonsense
  2. Get a men's t shirt. They're basically the same
  3. Free t shirts. Rejoice! Don't be sour
  4. Oh, you don't have my phone number? Crap. I was hoping you wouldn't notice I've neglected giving it to you.
  5. Go see a talk. Have fun. We're all here because we love to code. Don't ruin this.