UNSOLICITED ADVICE FROM OLDER WOMEN AT THE LAUNDROMAT
Ooh, free advice! Said no one ever.
- •It doesn't matter how well you raise your kids, they're just gonna stick you in an old folks home anyway.
- •Travel while you're young. When you're retired your wrinkled old ass won't appreciate the beach.
- •"Yeah, said I didn't want kids either. But here I am. You'll have them, and you'll ruin your body doing it."
- •Large hoop earrings are for teenagers and whores.
- •Tea tree oil is God's gift to us and can be used for everything from skin care to shampoo to perfume to Draino.
- •"With hair like that you're never going to find a husband."