(I'm very angry about not knowing what to do with my life)
  1. "Don't worry! I'm 40 and I still don't know what I want to do!"
    Why does EVERY adult say this? Like stfu that doesn't make me feel any better!
  2. "Well, what are your hobbies?"
    Listen, I'm flattered that you think I'm Undecided because I'm interesting and indecisive, but it's actually just because I literally don't enjoy anything at all.
  3. "Wow I sort of wish I was Undecided."
    Ok fine let's trade places, asshole.