My favourite conspiracy theories

  1. NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to film faked moon landings.
    But he was such a perfectionist, he shot it on location, on the moon.
  2. Donald Trump's candidacy is part of a conspiracy
    To prove the electoral college is still relevant.
  3. There's no such thing as gravity.
    Centripetal force keeps us on earth.
  4. Foreign languages are all fake
    Listen long long enough and you'll hear them mess up and use a word or two of English.