Things I Am More Likely to Do in the Evening Instead of Working to Achieve My Life Goals

  1. Watch Netflix
  2. Play Xbox One
  3. Pick up my multiple piles of nearly-clean clothing
  4. Eat dinner
  5. Run errands
  6. Sit on the couch
  7. Read comment threads on reddit
  8. Play Words With Friends
  9. Wish that I could skip all the hard work involved in becoming a writer and simply be one
  10. Realize the futility of it all
  11. Realize it's 10:35 pm
  12. Go to bed and vow to "do it differently tomorrow"